mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

sheldonhasnotruleditout:

Challenge Ice-cepted! #ALSIceBucketChallenge x

I love Harper’s dress

  • mum: can you-
  • me: *groans for 17 hours*

“If I didn’t think, I’d be much happier.”

Sylvia Plath. (via chorall)

littlesubkitty:

wasted—kitten:

paddingandpoverty:

collaredone:

He wants them on him

I wish i had an adorable bf like him *blushes*

bby

bottomcal:

slacker target employee michael clifford methodically defacing all of luke hemmings’ “employee of the month” pictures with black sharpie

magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

hirxeth:

As long as the music is loud enough we won’t hear the world falling apart

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows